Claire's Top 10 Reason's Why Gabriel Must Die!
1) He likes green way too much.
2) He never answers the person in front of him
3) He's always talking on the phones
4) Raphael is the most annoying angel in Heaven, and Gabriel's biggest stalker/admirer
5) He doesn't look good in a disco suit
6) He doesn't actually have an answering-machine
7) He said ''birdy''
8) Impregnating innocent Jewish virgins with future trouble-makers doens't make for a nice resume
9) Gabriel doesn't pay me to get his dry-cleaning!
10) Killing him will leave the Heavenly Messenger Position open for...Me!
If I had anything to report, it'd go right here.
Oh Joy, the first half of HaveYouSeenThisAngel.Com is up. galleries.( Can you feel the sarcasm?)
Claire Translates Certain Terms
Birdy - Demonic, Derogatory Slang for Angel
Green - Gabriel has a phone in his pocket
Special Line - Gabriel has a phone somewhere slightly more compromising
Dry-cleaning - ''Claire, I want your attention but can't make you love me!''
Taxi Ride - Reason to glomp Azrael
Raphael - Gabriel may actually need viagra for that one
Claire talks about other angels.
Angels figure largely into the comic, considering it's all about them. They are not half as sweet as one would hope. In fact, most are rather awful. Arial is a rare type of angel who actually still cares about humans. Most have given up.
